Scratch’n’sniff worship

Hello, it’s The Pope here. I’m thinking of introducing Scratch’n'Sniff Mass at the Vatican. Do you think this will attract more chavs to attend Mass?


3 Responses to “Scratch’n’sniff worship”

  1. thenose Says:

    Probably a good idea for any chavs with an allergenic reaction to incense - although it might be better marketed as Sniff’n'Scratch. I am a Nose. I know, nobody else nose.

  2. Roger Says:

    ‘Ear, ‘ear (tho a bit cheeky)

  3. thenose Says:

    One would not want to have the capacity
    Of imitating the Papacity.

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